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I could feel my pussy heat up as my big brother got into the car after me. He said he wanted to talk to me, and I thought it was so weird that he wanted to do it in the car, pretty much the one place where Mom and Dad couldn'tÂ eavesdrop. I tried not

You dawdled, you made a last attempt to avoid the inevitable, but your wife said, “hurry up, honey! I don’t want to be late for my boss’ birthday party.” You thought of how embarrassing it was going to be for you to tell her boss,

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

37.365 I thought it said “Ball Shot Billiards”

Okay, so, to be honest, when I chose this request, I thought it said Sadie instead of Ronaldo, and I guess I thought I could maybe work with that… and…I guess what I’m trying to say is that, though Frankenstein I may be, and through my

Me, loving Matt’s new glow up in the new season: :DMe, then realizing that after he thought that his baby sister had DIED, wanted to remember her so he probably grew his hair out like she used to have to do so: D:

How popular did that fake “Eevee evolves depending on its moves in PGO” rumor get that everyone believes it? I swear I can’t talk about Eevee in the game for a second without getting flooded by those messages, even though I already said multiple

theanimalvines: cute animal vines? At first I thought it said “Have you ever seen porn underwater” then seen the dog and thought you were trying to start an aquatic beastialty fetish, like Space Beastiality…

melchiorgabor: not knowing if you said something out loud or if you only thought it “did i already ask you that?” “what did you say” raising your hand and putting it down multiple times in class because you can’t remember your question/comment

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’

raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

bangingthegirlnextdoor replied to your post: Fucking airport… I thought it said fucking at the airport and I was a little jealous honestly lol Haha, I wish that that was the title. Sadly I was, as usual, at the airport solo, so it would have

hylianhero7: chervenkotka: for you and me who experience artblock..keep on drawing! this is beautiful and I won’t deny that, but I laughed way too hard at the end because I thought it said “And that’s all a mattress”

hillaryclinton: thedreamwalagift: lumialoversims: Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi- My game: the fact that this person edited the gif to lag …bye

dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

fuckyeahlizprince: (via Liz Prince Power » Comics » still got it)

lisasterle: Sailor Moon shirts So I saw a Wonder Woman shirt the other day that said “Girls Will Save the World” and I thought it was a really awesome and empowering feminist phrase, so I decided to do a Sailor Moon version. <3 I was surprised

vastderp: vastderp: elanorpam: breewriteswords: wellthatsclever: Full Article wowww. and I always thought it was so romantic. I always reblog this because for every one person who understands the true story behind

unclefather: unclefather: bewbin: not too big of a fan of this whole “beard culture” thing I love bread and I will die for it I thought it said bread culture

jupiterjuniper: Poppy storm I thought it said poopy storm and was both confused and relieved when tumblr mobile loaded the image.

OK SO I SAW A NEW PROMO FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE AND IT WAS COOL AND ALL BUT IT SAID IT WOULD PREMIERE ON MONDAY NOT THURSDAY

I like it when songs do that thing where during the last repeat of the chorus they take one line or word and really belt it out or change the word or extend the vowel sound so its a bit different from all the other times it was said in the song. Like,

I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any asks about how Amethyst said “I love you, Pearl!” when chasing her to hug her when covered in goop. I know she was just fooling around and harassing Pearl but I thought it was really cute, considering the Gems

destiel-in-purgaytory: #get emotional about them waving #that’s my life now [x] I THOUGHT IT SAID WAVING GOODBYE AND THOIGHT OF THEM WAVING THE FANS GOODBYE FOR THE LAST TIME AND OH GOD

breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT

and w/ that…no Laker…will never ever ever…wear number 8/24 ever again. i said it on his last game and damnit im gonna say it again. best. Laker. ever. yeah i said it. much love and respect to the Mamba.

myvegansensesaretingling: made-of-starlight-excellence: nothingbutsmoothsailing: made-of-starlight-excellence: I am making homemade candles as a way to help support myself and my family. Custom candles will hopefully be done as well. My main goal for

dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’

dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’

arachno-va: I have nice bobbies for a trans guy

boy-aesthetics:Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

peskierpendejo:the first few times I saw this post, I thought it said “you’re my homo” and I just never questioned it

pterodactuality: i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

beeftony: glowcloud: “Teammates” is that what they’re calling it these days no joke I was pressing through the dialogue really fast and at first glance I thought it said “wife”

ileftmyheartinwesteros: Holy shit it’s wednesday and I thought it was Monday this whole time wtf ahoboandhisbox said: wow your calendar must be fucked up lol Shut up! I can’t believe I lost half a week lol I saw someone do a woman crush wednesday

team-lads-in-the-tardis: actualagentwashingtub: Can we talk about this for a second? These 5 grown ass men that play video games for a living see this scene with domestic violence and they openly said things against it. And I thought it was so great

fightblr: stopthinkingandliv: twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month. Fuck that is so funny

black-nata: “I mean, I was just telling the truth, you know. I asked Clark Gregg where a nice place to eat was and he said Chili’s and I went to Chili’s and I thought it was just this one restaurant. I didn’t realize there were ten thousand

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

upscalerat: butt-berry: I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed the first time i saw this post i thought it said 4:30AM and i had no trouble believing that, either

peskierpendejo:the first few times I saw this post, I thought it said “you’re my homo” and I just never questioned it

upscalerat: butt-berry: I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed the first time i saw this post i thought it said 4:30AM and i had no trouble believing that, either

black-nata: “I mean, I was just telling the truth, you know. I asked Clark Gregg where a nice place to eat was and he said Chili’s and I went to Chili’s and I thought it was just this one restaurant. I didn’t realize there were ten thousand

breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

kjakerz: hypieeme: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. I thought it was “Won’t Disney”

“They said, “No, we’re going to go for this, we’re going to be true, and we’re going to throw ourselves into this as wholeheartedly as we can.” They just went for it, and I thought it was so beautiful. I have a part where I shuffle my foot

makethissound replied to your post: my brother is finally starting to put together my… I thought you said towels and was like, “Why do they need towels to put a tv stand together?” excuse YOU what tv stand DOESN’T NEED TOWELS GET OUT

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ I also used to get homo and hobo confused

Everyone is doin Gemsona’s so I propose a new idea: Beachsonas! That’s right, yourself or a character that would be a Beach City citizen! Here’s me Jen, the manager at the ‘Bready for more? Bakery right here in Beach City! (PUNS FOR DAYS)

kissy-kurser: i asked monica what should i doodle and i thought she said to draw a flaming homosexual but she said heterosexual ah well good enough right???

there was also a little bullet info that i read last night on the wiki where it said that miku and luka will be used to teach little japanese kids to speak english (when their newer english voice banks come out) and i thought that was super cute holy

pod7 replied to your post: thinking abt two of my favs, luka and …Blake is only 5'4?? What is Yang, like, 5'6"? I always thought of them as being like 5'10 and 6…i checked the official height chart and thats what it said, unless i read it

platonic-suggestion: r-grimes: atlantafive: consent through fear is not consent let’s repeat that again: consent through fear is not consent And while we’re at it: consent through guilt is not consent either if some of y'all honestly believe

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